12-24-2007, 03:44 PM
"It was a nice day. Really was, I saw my uh...14 y/o nephew and he was tellin me, ya know, that there was this girl in schoiol he likes and for Christmas...she gave him like...a Christmas kiss...his first kiss and he was all excitred about it.....And that's nice 'cause you remember those things, ya know....your first kiss...I remember mine....Some colored hooker on Mermaid Ave...5 bucks and all ya can fuckin' eat."
"Good morning, soldier! Tis' the season to suck my fuckin prick.... How do we feel this monring, soldier? Tis' the season to lick my asspipe...MEAN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER YOU STUPID COCKSUCKA!"
"Good morning, soldier! Tis' the season to suck my fuckin prick.... How do we feel this monring, soldier? Tis' the season to lick my asspipe...MEAN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER YOU STUPID COCKSUCKA!"
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