For those interested... - OpieAnthony.com & YMB archives

[diceisgod]

I swear, this board and the attached archives of the other two boards I destroyed must be THE coolest, most esoteric & "inside" comedy treasure in existence...on the Internet or not.

I have been surfing off and on the ymb shell for a while now and I am still kept quite amused and eager for more discoveries of long-ago comedic greatness: for example


Edit:

Ok I spit soda all over the fucking place but who cares...this one is just surreal:

Sometimes you can avoid having to hit them (ie. woman <-- amazing thread overall). Grab them firmly around the throat and lift them 6 inches off the ground and ask them if they are through being cunts yet.

Edit 2: The tale of Wonder Tits

"Rack" and "pool" are the only coherent thoughts among both the thread title and body of the post. The rest is illogical.

Analysis: "Rack" aka "tits". The claim is it (a nice one) gets you nowhere. However, the writer proceeds to pontificate as to why men believe that they will wind up in an "effective" fuck session with her ( I presume) if they (said men) ask her. So I propose that it is you, possessor of aforementioned rack, that does not allow yourself to get yourself anywhere.

Conclusion: Dumb whore

Solution: Shut the fuck up