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[diceisgod]

SPAM Mark Cuban: (My old buddy! Playing both sides...)

Subject: MMA: I can help you compete w/ the UFC. How? Please read and consider this email seriously.

Mr. Cuban,

I've been in touch before but who cares (just below is a forward that has our past brief and insignficant email volley). Though I disapprove of your MMA ventures and the potential they have to fuck things up (I think MMA is better as a "monopoly" like the NFL, NBA, etc), I am nonetheless a practical & "buyable" man as the UFC is thus far foolishly apathetic and unresponsive.

I reach out again to basically SPAM you & pitch to you and while I'm at it, demonstrate just exactly how deep my convictions run per my "disapproval" of your potentially & disasterously damaging moves in the "now getting on track" MMA business world.

So as I mentioned, FUCK MMA and if you destroy it...AWESOME. I even want to help you...that is, I want to help your future organization be a SUCCESS. How? I write and none other on this planet can say they are more entertaining and better. I am an amatuer and I have ZERO professional experience. But Einstein was a patent clerk so what's the fuckin' difference?

There is much to sift through below in the form of our old email volley BUT also my emails to the UFC's marketing dept, Dana White, & their (mediocre, dull) headwriter on UFC.com (Gerbasi or Salami or whoever and who friggin cares...). The bottomline is I want to write for your (future?) MMA website. I will help you make waves and if need be, I can help you punish the UFC severely if only to satisfy my own sense of vengence due to their apathy & snubbery of me, my SPAM, and my ideas.

Thank you and Happy New Year,
DIG