01-06-2008, 09:21 AM
I was planning a whole trip where we all go down to Philly and track you down by paying some FBI guy to look up library card records, and then we'd all show up at your door, and you'd come up the stairs wearing a trenchcoat and a fedora, with some groceries, and then start shooting at us, and then I'd chase after you and demand the autographed dollar bill.