SPAMMING is mostly Nigerian Nigger Nonsense...Now, it's Art

[diceisgod]

SPAM Anthony Cumia (& some of his servants)

Mr. Cumia

I don't know if you remember me nor care but I know you remember the old oa.com forums and Froy and other such crap. I destroyed that board by the way but I had nothing to do with the "personal" & background & "female" issues. That ain't my style as I don't care but I do relish the psychological, genius & subtle over the "asswipe" type of cyber terrorism.

BS aside and the fact I won't hear a lick of your show as your people can't seem to wrangle getting a free Philly connection (WTF is wrong with you poeple?), I know you guys are cool overall and like to get in on the "ground floor" of cool and innovation. If this is still the case, welcome to Coolville and visit my blog and other bells and whistles which I link here from my brand new myspace page:

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If you like MMA, Porn, "messageboard lore", and other "stuff", you might find it interesting. Maybe so interesting enough to peddle it on your program and give a shout out and a "pass along" or a few to any hotshot connections you have at the UFC or elsewhere that recognoize brilliance, have power, have balls, have vision, and have the ways and means to get me paid. Maybe give a guy a break if you feel like being Santa Claus.

Either way thank you and Happy New Year. BTW I write to YOU specifically because I think your freckled-face hot-redhead Bozo the clown looking partner seems about as computer savy as my grandmother and Norton is just a chucklehead.

So I would look forward to you having a look and giving feedback.So please get in touch when possible...or fucking don't....whatever.

Best Regards,
DIG

PS. NO I won't buy XM. Satellite radio is dogshit. So please get on the fucking air in Philly. It's a disgrace. What is Philly anyway? The 5th-6th largest market in the country? Granted, it's about 70-80% niggers but still...Wake up and get on the ball.


Below is a forward of the above to an assortment of easily available OA show scumbags with publically listed emails:

Hello Little Leacherous Hangers-on, Minions & Piggies,

I sent this email to your Master. Please expedite getting this in front of him.

Regards & Happy New Year,
DIG

SPAM THE DICEMAN (or at least the latest blog entry of the so-called "official" myspace page...OH!)

Dice, shoot your manager. He's a retard. Now, you ain't Einstein yourself but maybe you'll get this:

I got 6 words and 1 number for you:

The Day the Laughter Died Part 3

Get into a club with 15-20 unsuspecting jerkoffs, roll the tape, FUCK WITH THEM, Go...

So follow this very simple procedure but first understand: You won't make a 6 figure MSG paycheck afterward, you won't fill Giants Stadiium afterward (ever), You won't be in negociations for Ford Fairlane 2 afterward (ever...hopefully...let's let that movie alone as it is a materpeice...please don't sully it with a shitty sequel....PLEASE).

What you WILL DO is this: Make another FANTATSIC comedy album.

Then do it again (TDLD4, etc). Your stadium work paid you well but let's be honest ....it's mediocre. Now I know that it takes balls and brains to to that point but what is it that you want? Money or to be the greatest comedian on Earth? Think about it.

So hickory dickory dock who gives a fock, but i sez do what you do best and cut the crap. FUCK WITH THEM.

No matter what though, I still love you (yeah I know...who gives a fock...OH!)

-DIG

PS. If Dice HIMSELF don't really look at this myspace page or write on it or whatever...I hope whoever really does and is committing this fucking fraud gets their balls ripped off at the roots and fed to their fucking mother.

PSS. Please drop the rhyme bullshit. It's done. It was great but it's done. OVER. Please don't promise more. Please don't give in to and try to please the smellymasses of imbecile jerkoffs (just me). When they scream for them at gigs, work your magic and...FUCK THEM AND WITH THEM. Those fuckin' retarded cunts...

That's all I got to say but lastly hire me as a writer, take me on the road, and get me laid (white chicks only please). But if no, then please at least TRY to stick to the things that make you GREAT...not the things that make you RICH.

In short: FUCK THE FUCKIN RHYMES!