SPAMMING is mostly Nigerian Nigger Nonsense...Now, it's Art

[diceisgod]

Here's another tale to demonstrate the "two-way" of this whole spamming racket. A day or two ago I get a friend invite form some person called "Crabby". I send a quick note through ms:

Subject: Who are you
Body:
?...Please.

That is, where would I have seen/read you (a msgbrd, what's your sn?, etc..) or where/how have you found me and this page?

Will gladly add you unless you are a spammer or a wanker.

-DIG

I fuigured it was some fucking porn spammer or some other bullshit. I went to the profile to check it out. It was set to "private" so that was fruitless. Howevver, I checked it out again and see this guy seems somewhat legitimate and not a total spamming imbecile: Crabby's Page

It looks like an intersting and worthy enough fellow to be on my f-list yet there is some doubt. I sent another follow up note seeing that my first message sit unviewed. I'm a bit annoyed:

Subject: Re: Who are you
Body:
Ok, so I see you now have your profile open for public viewing & reading. With that, you don't seem to be a spammer. That's a start & good.

Howvever, if you don't fucking notice or maybe even READ my messages (and maybe even reply, heaven forbid - however minimally) you are still questionable in the "wanker" category in my mind.

Are you too much of a Bigshot or just retarded when it comes to rudimentary myspace surfing, computer skills, and common courtesy?

Please let me know "you really care" when you finally figure it out, as having reviewed your page and writings, I would like to have you on my friends list. You seem to have some brains if not 1st grade level computer literacy. Otherwise, I respectfully decline your f-invite. You have 48hrs to comply and, if need be, go spring Reggie Hammond out of prison to help you find your fucking inbox.

Regards,
DIG

We'll see what happens if anything I guess.