SPAMMING is mostly Nigerian Nigger Nonsense...Now, it's Art

[diceisgod]

I thought this deserved more than a "one and done" thing on my part. So I hit his blog entries up a bit and this is the final nail in the coffin:

12. This Crabby fellow will get comments other than "Oh you're wonderful!" and also a friends list comprised of more than just soccer moms & retarded cheerleaders.

Call me Nostradamus or Santa Claus as the FIRST part of my prophecy above just came to pass (right here in fact). The second part is up to you. You see, YOU spammed me FIRST with a Friend invite (I'll bet you didn't even do it yourself...some lackey or other jerkoff that does your bidding). However, I don't know you but you want me to be your "friend" apparently? Therefore...

It's 'damage control' or 'just fuggetaboutit' time for you, guy. As I don't just blindly add friends and I especially don't allow SPAMMERS & the apparent 'local soccer mom blogger hero asswipe' on my very elite list of "friends", you have the following choice:

Either read my emails (ie here on myspace in response to your spammed friend invite), read MY blog, and either pretend you knew like it, me & did before spamming me, "friend".

OR

Fugetaboutit. I ain't got no minivan but I do actually like your work here so far even despite all the times I had to repress my gag reflexes at all the mindless & lazy adjulation & "crabbycakes" comments I've read...ugh. So as you might read in my emails....

48hrs. Period. After that and inactivity & apathy, I choose for you and fuck you and never fucking spam me again, cock.

Deal?

That all said, I wish you the very best for '08 and will spare you my prediction (and the obvious conclusion) of your continued obscurity & z-celeb status. Better luck next year!

Regards,
DIG