SPAMMING is mostly Nigerian Nigger Nonsense...Now, it's Art

[diceisgod]

Crabbing > Fishing

I finally get a rise outta him but still no straight-forward answer to my MAIN question. I stirred the pot a bit more after my so-called final post (above) and thought it amusing to reply to some jerkoff who had himself replied to one of "Crabbycakes" blog entries regarding some gay e-feud w/ some sweetassed supermodel chick or whatever. He was "hacking on" this poor dumb & perfect looking & rich as shit gal and so I started "hacking" on him.....Billy the Kid style (<<that's a deep DEEP movie ref by the way).

As a result, I must have said something "right" this time because he, Mr. Crabbycakes himself, came out of hiding to take a poke at me. Still, I can't get a good read on him as to whether I might have a new "Friend" or not:

Posted by: Some Random Jerkoff (editted most of it out - go there and read it if interested):

See, now there’s a class act. Few women would have the courage to be photographed with “plumber butt”

I think she is a wonderful role model for young women everywhere.

Posted by: DIG

Whoever she is she's hot as hell. Nobody would admit this but they'd (as sure as acid-reflux stricken bulimics puke) sell their friggin' souls, minivans & even the little soccer ball stickers on the back to trade places with her - not to mention throw in the 1 or 20 smelly screaming brats in the backseats AND their blue-collar beer-belly belcher... for nothing.

She might be a pontificating, insipid, dizzy, dopey, self-aggrandizing twit, but she's got....and most do not.

Personally, I'd cut off 4 of my fingers if God would let me fuck her. So I ain't exactly "sitting pretty" but at least I understand this. Moreover, I got bigger fish to fry than mocking some shit for brains, glorified prostitute with a great body and her e-feuding with my grampa's old WWII war buddy with a wrinkled & decaying body.

So I say, leave the poor gal alone and stop being jealous. Or don't...as I don't really care about her in the least other than that whole cutting off fingers issue.

Regards,
DIG

Posted by CC:

Yeah, you seem like a busy motherfucker, what with the page long comment and all.

Good thing you didn't waste your precious time hacking on her.

Good thinkin, slick

Posted by: DIG

Your welcomed for that "page long" comment, crabbycakes. I might have tried to "hack on her" but she wouldn't even notice either because she is too stupid or she has better things to do. But you on the otherhand....gottcha and you know it.

There's always a bigger fish...or crustacean.

-DIG

Posted by CC:

Yeah in the grand scheme of the universe it's silly.

That's the point. So did you read my stuff yet?

Spamming is really a detestable practice by the way. BUT I would like to have you on my f-list. BUT BUT I'm no fanboy so if someone ain't gonna at least visit me regularly (however infrequently) and take a look at my blog and what I do, then I ain't interested in them.

Either way, I dig you but that don't mean we have to be each other's Best Men. "F-list" can be interpretted in many ways and however "silly" it is...that's cool by me...as I said that's my deal but it ain't "fuck around & be lazy about it" silly.

The Internets is serious business! So please let me know and if you want me to piss off I will...until spammed again.

-DIG

Posted by CC:

Nah you were ok, you had a point

Posted by DIG:

I'm still OK and will be still in 5 minutes. So what?

What's the deal? Are you gonna at least pretend you will read my blog and let me add you as a friend or are you gonna be honest about it one way or the other?

-DIG