SPAMMING is mostly Nigerian Nigger Nonsense...Now, it's Art

[diceisgod]

I think I enjoy this little sparring match & bust this guy's balls so much because he's a fucking Canadian. Not sure though. BUT I will get an answer....or I won't. That's the way I see it. Bickity Bam:

I'm still ok by the way, CC, if you wanted to know. About 24hrs are left on the f-list-countdown. As I said, I'd like to be on yours and have you on mine but there is just one trivial matter awaiting just very minimal & trivial effort & action on your end.

Can't you just be honest and say you don't give a fuck about me, my blog, and will NEVER EVER look at it? Or say: you looked at it and it's shit and I have no interest in it and in fact no interest in anything at all beyond my own work and subsequent drooling comments of praise of that said work? Is this too much to ask of you? Is it such a risky venture on your end? Or are you just completely oblivious to anything other than a "I love you Crabbycakes!" or whatever tripe there is to see after you hit submit, the soccer fields finally clear, the PC's booted up, the kids fed & tucked in, and the dildos lubbed down?

In all seriousness, it's a simple & fair question/request and if that's seriously too much to swallow then I think I can read between the lines...ie lines comprised of an index finger & a ring finger. You KNOW I'm fun, funny, insightful, and probably the best kind of responder to have on your "side" - and further THE BEST that you have ever seen or ever will. Can't you make just one trivial gesture that might be a step above a passive: "Yeah thanks, you adoring retarded fan of mine and here have a lil shoutout TY comment bone and get on the ball and promote my ass off to all your retard friends and tell their retard friends the same and so on" and so on? I ain't asking you to fucking beg me. It;s simple and fair and easy. It's a step above SPAM and that's what seperates the men from the Nigerian/Bolivian spoofers & hackers. Think BIG. Think DIG.

So what's the score, Jose? We got product to move and I drop it into the hole as fast as FedEx. I'm free of charge too.

Best Regards,
DIG

PS. About 23 hrs and 53 minutes left now.