Have you ever masturbated to the thought of.. - another board member?

[Maynard]

Myth: Masturbation is not immoral.
Reality: Read your Bible. God was so offended when Onan spilled his seed upon the ground that God struck Onan dead! It is true that Onan wasn't Masturbating, but the point is that God hates it when men waste sperm, no matter what the reason.

Yeah girls, if you don't swallow, you're being immoral.