02-05-2008, 04:56 AM
Sitting on the cusp of immortality, I post now with the hopes that with my 10,000th post, I shall bring unity to all boards across the internet, that drama and negativity will fall by the wayside, and be replaced by a newfound sense of hope and funniness that will bifurcate our community into two paths, one, the down path, where the wicked and dumb shall travel upon, and the up path, for which the righteous and witty shall Segway upon, rolling along a road paved with comedy gold and jewels of wisdom embedded in its manhole and utility covers.
I have a dream, my friends, I have a dream that one day, this place will once again flow with the waters of laughter, that this board will sprout jokes like wild flowers, that these forums will once again be lit ablaze with the random cigarette butt of comedic timing, and that these threads grow long like the poop which comes out of the trout of humor.
To all of you, I bid you a short adieu! Good night, God Bless, 18-1 FOREVER!
I have a dream, my friends, I have a dream that one day, this place will once again flow with the waters of laughter, that this board will sprout jokes like wild flowers, that these forums will once again be lit ablaze with the random cigarette butt of comedic timing, and that these threads grow long like the poop which comes out of the trout of humor.
To all of you, I bid you a short adieu! Good night, God Bless, 18-1 FOREVER!