I forgot how friggin incredible this guy was

[diceisgod]

It's official and the tale of Tom Green is at an end. Tom Green is a lost cause, a pussy wimp, a coward. Before this, I had first seen some potential in this "new" format show he's selling these days (ie. trying desperately to sell)... a show that might enable a cool & modest level of anonymous real-time viewer participation and feedback. But alas, just as O&A before him, the man has gone soft, Hollywood, impotent. Andy Kaufman is rolling over in his friggin' grave.

Here is my last attempt to reach the man and re-elicit the old spark of impromptu creativity & that mutual type of "thick-skinned" type comedy. The man is a raving egomaniac and while it's ok - as he has done much in his early career - to harrass the countless and random stranger and, for example, steal their soccer balls, scream in their face, even ask one's own parents if they like to have oral sex... the guy just can't stand, just can't friggin handle having such methods & angles (however harmless & timid they are..as mine were) pointed right back at his stupid, bearded, Eric Clapton-looking face. A pussy and he has NO BALLS!

I am the new Legend Destroyer, my friends...though admittedly, this guy's been done & over for near a decade to begin with but now it's official. I ain't watching this phoney's pos show.

Tom,

I thought I saw elsewhere on your site here that it started at 11pm EST (i.e. M-F, minus holidays). That's not right, right? Obviously, it says 9EST at the top of most of the pages here. Also, I assume the main/home TG.com page features the live stream of the show (regardless the actual time)?

Lastly, how's this little "homage" pic? Acceptable? I guess all this 4chan nonsense tests the absolute limits of what you can handle as far as getting your balls busted. Therefore, I obliged but still that's very timid of you. Ya know, for a guy that asked his own parents how they screw (plus all the complete strangers you have "terrorized" over your career via this or that angle etc), you seem a little hypersensitve to a little light-hearted ribbing when it comes to your own life. Are you a little Mary Boy?

Plus, Firestarter was an INCREDIBLE movie. Post that last message & pic and this one. Prove me the fool.

Love,
John the Friendly Orderly