We're in a recession

[diceisgod]

Who are you that I should tell you? I ain't with joobies...I will tell you that much if you're worried. So why do you care anyway?

Ya see, it's like dis: I do dis. And I do dis...not to dazzle & impress you....not w/ anyone's permission...not so I can explain myself & report to any man on this here Planet Ouith.

I'll tell ya another thing if you really wanna know. This is what I do: You give me a telephone, a web terminal, and a database....I"ll make a motherfucker a fucking million dollars. That's what I REALLY do...and maybe one or two peeps out there know specifically what I mean or did already.

So what now...now that you know dis? What should we do with each other? Am I gonna be invited to the wedding? Nah, what it is is....some pig will come along and try to spin that info in comparing themselves from on high: I'm the 'real' me! I'm more wonderful!

Trust me though...if I was in their market segment and in their town....such cocksuckers would be reporting to ME. I'd be "Boss". Period.

I fuck them. I'm the moteherfucker....because I can do dis...and I do dis...without anyone's leave.