I is......

[GonzoStyle]

Take notes people

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1. Slur words.
2. Make sure there's a Jim Norton look a like holding a plastic bat to keep the peace.

nothing is gonna top

3. do the tiger fist pump after she says yes
4. come up with a memorable line, "it comes with a box"
5. grind your penis on her to mark your territory