04-02-2003, 02:16 AM
Take a newspaper and fashion a funnel out of it. Make it long because you're going to be lighting the big end on fire.
Tilt your head on its side and stick the small end of the funnel in your ear.
Light the large end of the funnel on fire.
Wait about 15 seconds and then remove the funnel and extinguish it.
Enjoy your new unclogged ears.
Disclaimer: I don't know if the above actually works, but I saw some silly guinea do it one day.
Tilt your head on its side and stick the small end of the funnel in your ear.
Light the large end of the funnel on fire.
Wait about 15 seconds and then remove the funnel and extinguish it.
Enjoy your new unclogged ears.
Disclaimer: I don't know if the above actually works, but I saw some silly guinea do it one day.