04-02-2003, 02:11 AM
1. People who hover are the ones that splatter the bowl.
2. Do you really think that thin piece of quite porous paper is saving you from any germs?
Above and beyond that, I agree... no talking in the bathroom, except when at adjacent sinks or drunk at a bar.
To me, it's common courtesy to wipe up your splatter, should you do so. There is no need to mark your territory. Do you do it at home?
I often wonder what kind of people use the bathroom at my office. There are obviously some mouth-breathing bottom feeders with no aim.
Do some people actually enjoy just spraying piss all over the place?
Oh and finally, if you're going to use a stall to take a piss (like a girl), sit down (like a girl) or lift the fucking seat!!!
2. Do you really think that thin piece of quite porous paper is saving you from any germs?
Above and beyond that, I agree... no talking in the bathroom, except when at adjacent sinks or drunk at a bar.
To me, it's common courtesy to wipe up your splatter, should you do so. There is no need to mark your territory. Do you do it at home?
I often wonder what kind of people use the bathroom at my office. There are obviously some mouth-breathing bottom feeders with no aim.
Do some people actually enjoy just spraying piss all over the place?
Oh and finally, if you're going to use a stall to take a piss (like a girl), sit down (like a girl) or lift the fucking seat!!!