The Next Great Music Movement - What will it be?

[Sloatsburgh]

Phish is not a band. They are anti-musicians. They anti-play their instruments. Just all of you whiney, spoiled stoners needed to empower your sheep-like mentality and follow another boring, depressing, shitty band, and you all collectively decided that you were too young for Jimmy Buffet.

Phish blows. Lazle Bane Rocks!

Maynard sucks cock.