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[diceisgod]

CorporateLackey: best story ever im about to tell you..
deadlaughter2: ok go ahead
CorporateLackey: when i was at computer school there was this real hot chick...now i was buddy buddy with her but she had a man, so after we graduated we would email eachother keeping in touch and aftger about a yr she said she had broken up with him, well i waited to long to get the rebound..
CorporateLackey: and she started going out with some other dude
CorporateLackey: for like 2 yrs..
deadlaughter2: ok
CorporateLackey: well i email her 2day and it turns out this boyfriend fucking died in a car accident like 2 months ago!......
deadlaughter2: nice
CorporateLackey: haha so im sooo going for this rebound... i was like if you ever need ne1 to talk to and blah blah blah...gave her my #...such a good call
deadlaughter2: you're in
CorporateLackey: yup!
deadlaughter2: sweet