01-02-2004, 03:28 PM
so I had to take some liberties
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Ben Affleck stars as Michael Jennings, a (new) (tampon inspector) hired by (animal rights groups) for specialized top-secret projects. Once a job is complete, Jennings routinely has his (loudness) (run) so as not to divulge any sensitive company (toothpicks) to future clients. Highly paid for his work, he expects to earn $4.4billion at the end of his latest 3-year project. But upon completion of the job, instead of a big paycheck, Jennings is handed a (clock) filled with (37 decks of playing cards) and told that he has agreed to forfeit all payment. With his loudness run as usual, Jennings has no way to prove them wrong until he discovers the (decks of cards) are clues to the puzzle that once was his past. But with (eskimos) hot on his heels, Jennings quickly learns that more than just his paycheck is at stake. In a race against time, Jennings must put the pieces together with the help of Rachel (Conan O’Brien), the (dingo) he has worked with and loved for the past three years who rekindles his memory of their life together, before the people he once worked for have him (eaten).
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Ben Affleck stars as Michael Jennings, a (new) (tampon inspector) hired by (animal rights groups) for specialized top-secret projects. Once a job is complete, Jennings routinely has his (loudness) (run) so as not to divulge any sensitive company (toothpicks) to future clients. Highly paid for his work, he expects to earn $4.4billion at the end of his latest 3-year project. But upon completion of the job, instead of a big paycheck, Jennings is handed a (clock) filled with (37 decks of playing cards) and told that he has agreed to forfeit all payment. With his loudness run as usual, Jennings has no way to prove them wrong until he discovers the (decks of cards) are clues to the puzzle that once was his past. But with (eskimos) hot on his heels, Jennings quickly learns that more than just his paycheck is at stake. In a race against time, Jennings must put the pieces together with the help of Rachel (Conan O’Brien), the (dingo) he has worked with and loved for the past three years who rekindles his memory of their life together, before the people he once worked for have him (eaten).
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