Things that suck whether I hate them or not. - non-exclusive.

[Splatterpunk]

Lush isn't fat, she's thick in them right spots.

If it's really from Kit Kats, she's all right.

Chocolate makes you excellent and probably taller [Note to Galt: That is a joke. I do not actually believe that chocolate will make you taller. Nor do I believe chocolate will actually make anybody taller.

... but it does make one more excellent.].