04-10-2002, 01:59 PM
<div align="center">30 Uses For Free AOL CDs
1. Attach it to a ruler and presto! - you've got a fly swatter.
2. Eye patch (for one-eyed software pirates).
3. Give them as stocking stuffers to all those people who piss you off.
4. Drink coasters.
5. Bench press weights (I can press 120).
6. Mini frisbee.
7. Pooper scooper.
8. Use them for karate board-breaking demonstrations (save a tree).
9. Destroy them - smash, burn, or run over to relieve stress.
10. Clay pigeons for target practice.
11. Greeting card (bind two together at one end).
12. Halloween treat (give them away all night long).
13. Bullet proof vest (arrange together in triple thickness).
14. Firewood.
15. Put them on car windshields at the mall (along with a printout of this list).
16. Hand them out as party favors.
17. Christmas ornaments (the more the merrier).
18. Ice scraper.
19. Add water and special plant life to make a Chia-Disk.
20. Noise maker for your bike spokes (why damage your valuable baseball cards).
21. Put one on a leash and drag it along as you walk...makes the perfect pet.
22. Baseball practice (throw them up in the air and hit them with the bat).
23. Glue fifty on top of each other and stick a pencil in the middle hole. A FREE pencil holder!
24. Mail to 10 friends-start an AOL chain-letter (add a disk with each link).
25. Earrings (put loop into write-protect hole).
26. Shipping material (keeps your photos from being bent in the mail).
27. Protect your table from burns caused by hot pots and pans.
28. Snack trays (great for holding hors d'oeuvres at parties).
29. Tape a few together and use them as a mouse pad.
30. Use them as elbow and knee pads.</div>
1. Attach it to a ruler and presto! - you've got a fly swatter.
2. Eye patch (for one-eyed software pirates).
3. Give them as stocking stuffers to all those people who piss you off.
4. Drink coasters.
5. Bench press weights (I can press 120).
6. Mini frisbee.
7. Pooper scooper.
8. Use them for karate board-breaking demonstrations (save a tree).
9. Destroy them - smash, burn, or run over to relieve stress.
10. Clay pigeons for target practice.
11. Greeting card (bind two together at one end).
12. Halloween treat (give them away all night long).
13. Bullet proof vest (arrange together in triple thickness).
14. Firewood.
15. Put them on car windshields at the mall (along with a printout of this list).
16. Hand them out as party favors.
17. Christmas ornaments (the more the merrier).
18. Ice scraper.
19. Add water and special plant life to make a Chia-Disk.
20. Noise maker for your bike spokes (why damage your valuable baseball cards).
21. Put one on a leash and drag it along as you walk...makes the perfect pet.
22. Baseball practice (throw them up in the air and hit them with the bat).
23. Glue fifty on top of each other and stick a pencil in the middle hole. A FREE pencil holder!
24. Mail to 10 friends-start an AOL chain-letter (add a disk with each link).
25. Earrings (put loop into write-protect hole).
26. Shipping material (keeps your photos from being bent in the mail).
27. Protect your table from burns caused by hot pots and pans.
28. Snack trays (great for holding hors d'oeuvres at parties).
29. Tape a few together and use them as a mouse pad.
30. Use them as elbow and knee pads.</div>
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