Revenge of the aol cd

[Arthur Dent]

Not to be picky, but that list looks like it was written for the old floppy discs.

25. Earrings (put loop into write-protect hole).

Last I checked, CD's don't have write protect holes.

And

2. Eye patch (for one-eyed software pirates).

Wouldn't a CD look more like one of those old doctor reflectors? Better ask Brokenjaw.

I miss the AOL floppy disks. They were so easy to reformat and use for copying useless stuff like homework.