11-11-2002, 01:08 AM
Ok....Paint and Spray Protocol..... I just outran the "fuzz" (hey, it's the 80's, lets keep to the time frame) and miraculously made it safely to the P&S, with white smoke pouring out of my vehicle. I am entirely too lazy to look behind me particularly since my heart is beating at a rapid rate... do not fucking block me. If I do happen to gently nudge you as I back out (slowly of course since my suspended wanted level will kick in if I commit a crime) have the fucking decency to move your fucking heap of shit car out of my way. I am a surly individual, Hell bent on exacting revenge against some really nasty fuckers. Do you honestly think your petty life means jack shit to me? I will, just for shits and giggles, rip you from your vehicle, stomp on your head (unless I happen to have my chainsaw handy, in which case you go out Scarface style) and steal your wallet, and your car if I find it worthy. Was it really that satisfying for you to block me? Do you feel better now that your children are orphans.... you have this sick satisfaction with the knowledge that you showed me...hmmf! Die scumnuts...slowly, painfully, and in the fashion of my choosing.
Dudes in speedos..... no room for your sort in my city. On a side note, I once got well over $100 from one of them.... where the fuck was he keeping it?
Drunks... while I totally respect your love of the booze, this is Vice city.... MY city, have some decency, get in a car and run some old ladies down so I might cop a few bucks. Walking is seriously dangerous in my town.
You stupid twat in a Cheetah, driving slower than the old bitch with the shopping bags is walking down the street.... how dare you own a $200,000 car and get passed by the pizza boy..... die bitch die.
Edited By slackjaw on 1036977060
Dudes in speedos..... no room for your sort in my city. On a side note, I once got well over $100 from one of them.... where the fuck was he keeping it?
Drunks... while I totally respect your love of the booze, this is Vice city.... MY city, have some decency, get in a car and run some old ladies down so I might cop a few bucks. Walking is seriously dangerous in my town.
You stupid twat in a Cheetah, driving slower than the old bitch with the shopping bags is walking down the street.... how dare you own a $200,000 car and get passed by the pizza boy..... die bitch die.
Edited By slackjaw on 1036977060