since you asked so nicely

[IrishAlkey]

Nicey nice jackoffs like yourself have driven this place into the ground.

Yeah, that's me. I'm nicey-nice and I ruin things.

Wanna know how I see it now, and how I used to see it then?

The real problem was people who didn't have a creative bone in their body, who would continuously and painfully rehash old jokes until they were so fucking tired and unentertaining, we'd chose to ignore your crap, rather than actually let you know how fucking stupid you were- out of respect.

I don't feel I should have to do that anymore.

You couldn't muster up an entertaining or mildly amusing sentiment if George Carlin pissed in you mother's womb during your conception.

You know shit about shit. You're a dying breed. You have no staying power.

I do, though.

I win.