Hypothetically speaking... - Hee hee hee

[Maynard]

Accidentally trip in front of her, making sure your tongue lands in her snatch. If she doesn't tell you to get off, you're in there like swimwear. :eek:

Dude, that's fuckin funny. Maybe I should have tried that on the bartender last night. Hehehehe.

I told you... she's mine!!!

and VG...call me, we can discuss this privately

PFFT! You just keep telling yourself that.

Don't worry moron, someday you'll find yourself a nice woman.