arpikarhu revealed!!!

[IrishAlkey]

That depends of the size of the ass. A nice pear shaped girl is one thing. I'm looking to haul around a piece of arm candy that has a booty I can rest my drink on

Speaking of which, it was so sad the day your grandmother passed, that caboose could crack open a Corona

You ever seen the mom in "What's eating Gilbert Grape?"

You ain't up for the challenge, Doc.