01-17-2002, 05:05 PM
Your mother is always complaining that i'm not romantic enough, so I stopped plowing her and wrote her a little love poem.
After she read it, she said, "This isn't a love poem. Love poems aren't supposed to have naked radioactive zombie girls."
I knew I should have put pajamas on those radioactive zombie girls.
After she read it, she said, "This isn't a love poem. Love poems aren't supposed to have naked radioactive zombie girls."
I knew I should have put pajamas on those radioactive zombie girls.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.