Come celebrate my Birthday with me

[Rape Fantasizer]

Great, Ants is here.

I can't get away from this kid.

kid? who are you kidding? he's practically in a nursing home. And you know you love his godly presence.

There's only one reason I talk to him, and you know her name.

Dude, I don't know the pet names you and ants give each other's penises.

Andr...ummm...sparky.

So if he is sparky, what are you?