Hey Ladi...

[Rape Fantasizer]

Lmao Yes, but since today wasn't Gonzo's b-day, I figured it could be mine.

I figured since it said I was 3, you would know I was kidding.

geez, must you all ruin everything for me? I was positive the 3 years old thing was the only truth in it.

Actually, I usually act more like I'm six.

Since when do 6 year olds dance on bars wearing corsets?

It was all about the fun.

Well, of course, and what better way to have fun than by being all Ecstatic on a bar?