01-26-2002, 02:49 AM
at any given time, i have at least 6-10 mags ranging from Maxum to sports illustrated to EGM on top of the tank. Hey, you never know how fuckin long you will be in there.
For that special shit taking adventure, I like to just sit there in misery and picture Lara C. in the room with me. No not naked, just talking. The iritating sound of her voice really makes me focous on the task at hand and push as hard as I can to make her shut the big fuckin mouth of hers and I can escape the bathroom with what little sanity I have left intact.
Oh, and Porn is good anywhere, including on the throne! Nothing like killing two birds with one stone and even the toilet paper gets dual usage. Conserve my friends, it's the only way to be!
Edited By Sean Cold on Jan. 25 2002 at 9:50
For that special shit taking adventure, I like to just sit there in misery and picture Lara C. in the room with me. No not naked, just talking. The iritating sound of her voice really makes me focous on the task at hand and push as hard as I can to make her shut the big fuckin mouth of hers and I can escape the bathroom with what little sanity I have left intact.
Oh, and Porn is good anywhere, including on the throne! Nothing like killing two birds with one stone and even the toilet paper gets dual usage. Conserve my friends, it's the only way to be!
Edited By Sean Cold on Jan. 25 2002 at 9:50