01-22-2002, 04:40 AM
I heard that if you take Rape's head and bash it across the gutter, she will ask for your hand in marriage.
Then, the fun begins! You take her in the house and just punch the ever loving shit out of the back of her skull until you see the tears of joy streaming down her face, or her head gets as soft as a microwaved melon, which ever comes first. You rip her clothes right off her skin and knee lift her right in the grill to get her to lay down! Then, when the moment is right, you grab her bluddy skull and plant the most passionate, intrusive kiss you can while grinding your elbow into her fuckin rib cage. She will be jumpin........
What?
What were we talking about again?
Oh yeah, thats right, Maynard's a fag, definatly!
Edited By Sean Cold on Jan. 21 2002 at 11:41
Then, the fun begins! You take her in the house and just punch the ever loving shit out of the back of her skull until you see the tears of joy streaming down her face, or her head gets as soft as a microwaved melon, which ever comes first. You rip her clothes right off her skin and knee lift her right in the grill to get her to lay down! Then, when the moment is right, you grab her bluddy skull and plant the most passionate, intrusive kiss you can while grinding your elbow into her fuckin rib cage. She will be jumpin........
What?
What were we talking about again?
Oh yeah, thats right, Maynard's a fag, definatly!
Edited By Sean Cold on Jan. 21 2002 at 11:41