Lest welcome our newest member - Test account, you're the fucking man.

[The Sleeper]

Oh, baby, it was spur of the moment, I swear!

We will get fucked up and lick the salty sweat off of each other's cheesy balls one night. I never had me a college stud like yourself. It will be something to tell the grandkids one day!

When push comes to shove, you better not back down, 'cause I swear I will violently rape ypour fucking ass, Pally!

Slashy, you're such a sweet talker when you're plastered. You had me at "Oh, Baby"... :bouncer: