02-10-2002, 09:14 PM
JIMMYSNUKA Wrote:YELLOW DISCIPLINE!!! Who isnt in to it? The best is sneaking into the pediatric ward at the local hospital. Pick one of those newly born fuckers with a nice little knit cap on their HAIRLESS!!! head. Take off that stupid diaper. Grap it around the waste....move it over your head...and SQUEEZE. Ahhhh nice warm yellow discipline dripping down your shaven head gracefully oozing over your overstuffed whitehead zits....gently gliding down to the corners of your lips. You unkowingly stick out your toungue..and pull some of that warm liquid gold into your mouth. Tastes like metal chips from a newly broken in Chevy S-10.Well Maynard...if ya squeeze those little bastards hard enough you may be lucky to get stuff leaking out the front and back. Similac makes shit taste like filet minon with a touch of lea and perrins and piss that has dried to a flaky crust on the rim of a toilet.
Uhhh I mean...YUCK...Yellow Discipline...NASTY!
The best is putting them back down..sticking a cigarette in their mouth and lighting it before you make your getaway. That way when the nurse finally finds them it looks like they were violated and highly enjoyed it.