Prove how smart you are

[Danked]

hey, vg... i'll take any job you wanna give me

wonderful! i've got two little grrl's that need watching 6 days a week, on weekdays from 2:30 till 4:30...and on saturday's from 7- 4:30...the job is all yours!

Heeeeeeeeey.... you're no Virgin! Way to shatter the fantasy...
You don't see me bathing or not smoking pot, do you?

I call shenanigans on you!