You know you have been with someone too long when - Relationship observations.

[LZMF1]

damn guys!!!!!!! you're fucking scaring me!!!!

my wife knows and accepts my moronic ways. she still hasn't gotten used to my laziness but she has become more tolerant.

toilet seat lids???? who gives a fuck!!!!! i use my "al bundy" shitter in the basement and she never dares to use my "throne".

tv/lifetime........ hell no!!!!!!! we have directv with 3 receivers. 1 in the bedroom, 1 in the living room and 1 in the basement hooked up to my 55" high definition tv. she watches what she wants to on the tvs upstairs and i watch and i watch what i want downstairs. luckily, my wife isn't into chick flicks, hates ally mcbeal and actually enjoys watching hockey games with me so that's a plus.

it's actually quite the opposite with the in laws. we both hate my mother!!! her parents are great and treat me better than my immediate family does.

when it comes to dinner, i'm the better cook but being the lazy sack o' shit that i am, i'm teaching her how.

we just recently celebrated our 4th anniversary. we met in '89 on a friday the 13th!!!! that's about the only thing we disagreed on. i wanted to have our wedding on a friday the 13th, she didn't. she won that one.