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Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wooky from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it. That does not make sense.

Why would a Wooky, an eight-foot-tall Wooky, want to live on Endor with a bunch of two-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense.

Now I also ask you to consider this. Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, this is a TV listing. This lists the programs which will be seen tonight on broadcast and on cable TV. Now, here is a listing for Odyssey. That's a cable network. Tonight at 8 PM--that's 7 PM Central Time, Odyssey is showing their new version of "The Hound of the Baskervilles"

This is the thing. The part of Sherlock Holmes is being played by Matt Frewer. Yes, the very same Matt Frewer who played Max Headroom.

Now, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury: Matt Frewer is playing Sherlock Holmes. That does not make sense. Does that make sense? No. That does not make sense.

But more important, you have to ask yourself what does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case.

It does not make sense. And so you have to remember when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No. Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury it does not make sense. If Chewbacca lives on Endor you must acquit. If Matt Frewer plays Sherlock Holmes you must acquit. The defense rests.