Don't call me nigger, whitey! - Don't call me whitey, nigger!

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Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, this is Jewbacca. Jewbacca is a Hebrew, he is a rich yet he always wears the same black suit and that funny beanie. Now think about it? That does not make sense.

Now I also ask you to consider this. Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, this is a TV listing. This lists the programs which will be seen tonight on broadcast and on cable TV. Now, here is a listing for Schindlers List.

This is the thing. This movie claims that one man who was a Nazi saved 1,100 jewbacca’s. Now that does not make sense because he paid money for these people, that makes no sense. Why buy them when it’s so much easier to kill these dregs of society.

Now, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury: They are playing this ridiculous propaganda when it would be better saved for such classic movies as Judge Dredd. Does that make sense? No. That does not make sense.

But more important, you have to ask yourself what does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case.

It does not make sense. And so you have to remember when you're in that jury room deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No. Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury it does not make sense. If Jewbacca is a herbew you must acquit. If Schindlers List is about a nazi who buys kikes you must acquit. The defense rests.