The New Josh Hartnett Film - coming March 1st, well, not exactly

[IkeaBoy]

it's about a guy who gives us sex for Lent

so, are you saying if we let lent in here, we can trade him in for sex? cos that sounds like a pretty good idea to me...

How much could we get for a perfectly good black man on the open market nowadays anyway?

depends if we can get him to dance for auctioneers