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[Keyser Soze]

Haven't you been reading this thread? Statuses don't mean dick around here! Trust me, i've got 5 cookies, right VG?

Well, The person that said "statuses don't mean dick, and post counts mean less" Changes his status five times a day...
And has a NEGATIVE post count...

I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.