If you could talk to 'god'

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If you could talk to 'god' what would you ask me?

Not a religious discussion, just a hypothetical question. If there is a God and you could talk to him, what would you ask him?

I'd take God to bar 9 and ask him to smite the pompus ass in the corner who thinks he is god just for fun. Then I'd ask God to finally make Rape talk to me. Most importantly I'd ask god why men can't ejaculate 2 quarts of semen everytime they cum like warthogs do...(thanks for that piece of info Mrs. Moosen.) Imagine if you could cum 2 quarts worth of infection sauce? You lose your footing on half a teaspoon, i think it might kill you but it's worth a try man.

1) You met God

2) He was at Bar 9 on Tuesday

3) You did talk to him

4) I just ignore him, you see, I put things on a sort of autopilot and things just work out in the end

5) You should eat some oysters.

Are you trying to insinuate sir that I was at bar 9 on tuesday? I am shocked at such acusations we all know that I would never. If I was there then yes God would have been at Bar 9.