Your penis..... - Would you talk about it in a magazine?

[Rape Fantasizer]

Rape, you are a GENIUS1!!1

Are you saying that alli have to do is keep complaining about my size and one day I will be able to satisfy that chipmunk I have had my eye on?

Yes slash, but make sure the chipmunk is the one you are complaining too, Then Chip, or Dale if that's what you're into, will be pleasantly surprised.