Which one wins?

[Maynard]

God I used to love hamburgers.......


I stopped eating red meat, but before I stopped, WEndy's hamburgers were yummy. But the best, was when you go to the store, pick out a nice package of meat. Take it home, season it, cook it up. Chop up that fresh onion, lettuce, and tomato. A nice kaiser roll, and some yummy ketchup. MMMMMMMMM Motherfuckin MMMMMMMM!