What's the bad luck you can always count on? - Your own murphy's law!

[Rape Fantasizer]

Seagulls, they always fucking find me and shit on me. :angry:

I think I heard somewhere the it is supposed to be good luck if a bird shits on your head, not sure why though. :thumbs-up:

I've heard that too, but if that were the case, with all the good luck I should have, why isn't anything in my life great right now?