What's the bad luck you can always count on? - Your own murphy's law!

[DGW]

Heres one of many:

I somehow always get my "friend" like clock work at the worst times...Valentine's Day, vacations, etc. And I think my parents schedule their vacations around it too.

Make em earn his redwings!

It's only been a year since I've been single

Same here...Why do I feel the need to run over a scottish terrier?