How you doin?

[Maynard]

Shouldn't they let you come in LATE for employee appreciation day?

No, they are worse than a cult. The day is all about brainwashing us into thinking we like it here. Something along the lines of "We don't pay you, but we like you anyway."

LOL. Ladi works at the "Ministry Of Truth".

Do they at least give you your 5 minutes hate every day?