03-20-2002, 03:18 AM
One night a drunk is walking down the sidewalk holding his car keys out in front of him. He ends up walking into a police officer.
The officer says to the man,"sir are you ok?"
"Officer someone just stole my car!"
"Now sir how do you know someone stole your car?"
The man replies,"Well, the last time I saw it, it was at the end of my key!"
The officer says,"Jesus Christ your drunk, for God's sake I should arrest you for indecent exposure," pointing to the man's crotch,"you have your dick hanging out of your pants!"
The man looks down and says "Holy shit!"
"Now what?"
"Someone just stole my girlfriend!"
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A woman walks in to a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre.
So he gives her one. :lol:
The officer says to the man,"sir are you ok?"
"Officer someone just stole my car!"
"Now sir how do you know someone stole your car?"
The man replies,"Well, the last time I saw it, it was at the end of my key!"
The officer says,"Jesus Christ your drunk, for God's sake I should arrest you for indecent exposure," pointing to the man's crotch,"you have your dick hanging out of your pants!"
The man looks down and says "Holy shit!"
"Now what?"
"Someone just stole my girlfriend!"
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A woman walks in to a bar and asks the barman for a double entendre.
So he gives her one. :lol:
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Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!
Do that voodoo that you do, so well ~>
HITTING BOTTOM ISN'T A WEEKEND RETREAT! IT'S NOT A SEMINAR! ONLY AFTER YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING ARE YOU FREE TO DO ANYTHING! YOU SEE, YOU LISTEN, BUT YOU DON'T GET IT! YOU HAVE TO FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW!