A man walks into a bar...

[Brokenjaw]

You think I really wanted a foot-long pianist?

In Africa, there's thousand's of them

The dog turns to him and says, "Maybe I should have said Joe Dimaggio?"

"No," growls the third duck, "my name is Puddles. And don't ask about my fucking day."

The Scotsman looks at it, picks up the fly by both wings and says,"Spit it out you bastard!"

1.dont know

2. Who was the greatest Baseball player, dogs says roof

3.Bartender looks and says, where did you get that. The parot says...

4.dont know.

5. Fly lands in a Scotsman beer and starts drinking...