03-20-2002, 07:51 PM
Well, if it were a soap opera, I think it would start something like this:
Italian Princess walks in and is 8 months pregnant with Upuats child. While everyone is trying desperately to say how much they love Guns and Roses and Dale Earnhart, Howie saunters in and rapes the unborn child while it is still in uetero. It is at this point that the universe begins to implode
Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Justi...er, Froy's house, he finally gets laid by some unfortunate soul. He immediatly sees how being an uptight ass monkey is no fun, and gets on the phone with...JeffK (well, one of them, but shhhh!)
He and one of the JeffK alter-egos revamp the entire site until oa.com is renamed somethingreallyawful.com.
Everyone goes home happy
There was going to be more, but I have to get a crap load of work done today
Italian Princess walks in and is 8 months pregnant with Upuats child. While everyone is trying desperately to say how much they love Guns and Roses and Dale Earnhart, Howie saunters in and rapes the unborn child while it is still in uetero. It is at this point that the universe begins to implode
Meanwhile, back at the Hall of Justi...er, Froy's house, he finally gets laid by some unfortunate soul. He immediatly sees how being an uptight ass monkey is no fun, and gets on the phone with...JeffK (well, one of them, but shhhh!)
He and one of the JeffK alter-egos revamp the entire site until oa.com is renamed somethingreallyawful.com.
Everyone goes home happy
There was going to be more, but I have to get a crap load of work done today
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.
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Your pocket Bible will stop an assailant's bullet, but not before it passes through four innocent bystanders, a school-bus gas tank, and your genitals.