03-26-2002, 03:03 PM
Quote:You are such a fucking failure Fez.
Tell that to me now.
Well why don't you tell me that after thinking about the days we spent in the park, just playing catch.
Well why don't you tell me that after thinking about the time I saved your ass in desert storm.
Well why don't you tell me that after thinking about the time you and me got so wasted that we bought two one way tickets to Thailand and we brutally murdered and dismembered every hooker we came across.
Well why don't you tell me that after thinking about the Tuesdays we would spend picking off old ladies by dropping bags of our collective semen (acquired from years of watching the Princess Leaha-Jabba the Hut scene in Return of The Jedi) from your apartment window.
Well my friend, have I failed you, or you failed me.
Think about it.