Pizza, pizza - It's not a pie

[barch97]

"It's not a pie"

I keep forgetting to post this. One time when I was a much younger barch. I was on vacation in Florida. I called to get a pizza delivered and, it went a little sumptin like this:

Stupid effin redneck: "Hello, thanks for callin' "----". What can I get ya'll?"

adolecent barch: "I'd like to get a lage plane pie delivered to "----"

Stupid effin redneck: "a what?"

adolecent barch: "a lage plane pie."

Stupid effin redneck: "We got no pie. What da ya think this is? a bakery?"

adolecent barch: "Thank You and, do have the number for a good chinese delivery joint?"